When you enter the Chinese restaurant and see two Chinese to have lunch,
how to recognize the Chinese who is on a diet.
Well, he eats just one stick.
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by lmtitanic » Mon May 14, 2012 4:07 pm
Hi,
When you enter the Chinese restaurant and see two Chinese to have lunch,
how to recognize the Chinese who is on a diet.
Well, he eats just one stick.
When you enter the Chinese restaurant and see two Chinese to have lunch,
how to recognize the Chinese who is on a diet.
Well, he eats just one stick.
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by Eric K. Longo » Mon May 14, 2012 4:54 pm
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Re: Joke section
by lmtitanic » Mon May 14, 2012 5:53 pm
Came a man at the eye doctor for a checkup, and he complains that his eyes were tears. Well, prepare for the examination, the doctor said.
The man began to undress. But, please stop, I am the ophthalmologist . Man undress from the waist to turn back to the doctor and the asks, do you see a pimple on my back?
Yes, so what, so when my wife squeezes a pimple,move tears to my eyes.
The man began to undress. But, please stop, I am the ophthalmologist . Man undress from the waist to turn back to the doctor and the asks, do you see a pimple on my back?
Yes, so what, so when my wife squeezes a pimple,move tears to my eyes.
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Re: Joke section
by Aly Jones » Tue May 15, 2012 3:30 am
Very good marko!
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Re: Joke section
by VW1956 » Thu May 17, 2012 8:41 pm
Remember. Working on your car and revving the engine at night can annoy your neighbours. Another way to annoy them is to set fire to there dustbins.
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by VW1956 » Sat May 19, 2012 6:52 pm
Hello. They said on the news this morning that the olympic torch arrived in Cornwall and was to start on it's journey to London a distance of about 350 miles. They then said that the actual journey of the torch to get to London will be about 7,000 miles. I thought it must have been a woman who worked out the route. Ken.
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by Aly Jones » Sun May 20, 2012 1:37 pm
That Is sexiest Ken, but I do not care. I am no feminists. I want more jokes from you, ken. 
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Re: Joke section
by VW1956 » Sun May 20, 2012 2:22 pm
I once had a dog and I called him " Stay ". I would shout out " Come here stay ". The dog went insane. Ken.
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by VW1956 » Sun May 20, 2012 2:26 pm
I've started a "Keep our roads free from accidents " campaign. I have hidden Sharons car keys. Ken.
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by VW1956 » Sun May 20, 2012 2:29 pm
Follow this recipe for a delicious pideon pie. First get some breadcrumbs and a rolling pin. Then take the breadcrumbs and the rolling pin to the park.......
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by VW1956 » Sun May 20, 2012 3:21 pm
My best childhood memory is going to sleep on the couch and waking up in bed and thinking " Wow, I can teleport ).
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Re: Joke section
by VW1956 » Sun May 20, 2012 3:34 pm
Hello. This could come in handy if you had to take your cat for a trip out.
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Re: Joke section
by VW1956 » Wed May 23, 2012 7:29 am
I was watching a film with scary organ music when I suddenly shouted "Dont go in that church you daft sod, it's a trap". The wife came in and said "What are you watching"? I said "Our wedding video".
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by VW1956 » Wed May 23, 2012 7:34 am
I asked my psychiatrist if he could help me. He said "If I took my hands from around his throat that would be a good start.
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Re: Joke section
by Andrew Clarkson » Wed May 23, 2012 7:34 am
VW1956 wrote:I was watching a film with scary organ music when I suddenly shouted "Dont go in that church you daft sod, it's a trap". The wife came in and said "What are you watching"? I said "Our wedding video".
LOL!
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