I promised myself I'd never write one, but as it happens, I am, and I'd like you all to help me do so. It's called The Band Played On. Got a clever lyric? Post it.
Abandon Ship (A Band On Ship) has already been thought of.
Here is the music... you may vaguely recognise it, though I'm not yet entirely happy with it. Alterations will be made in due course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSr-G6kMi2U




